This bit from Jim Gaffigan's King Baby (transcript below) is hilarious:
Perhaps my husband is right. I need a pillow intervention :)...
I have a nice bed.
|00:21:56||I don't believe in making the bed though.|
|00:21:58||My wife is always like, "why don't you ever make the bed? " For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.|
|00:22:05||It doesn't make sense.|
|00:22:08||We're not putting this thing in storage.|
|00:22:13||I'm hoping to come back in a couple of hours and I would like it open, 'cause when our bed is made it's covered in 40 pillows like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.|
|00:22:28||I ask my wife, I'm like, "what's the deal with all the pillows?" " how often are you giving a tour of our bedroom?"|
|00:22:36||And has anyone ever been impressed by pillows?|
|00:22:39||Like someone's gonna leave your bedroom, "i didn't know they were doing that well.|
|00:22:46||They got like 40, 50 pillows on that bed."|