Thursday, January 13, 2011

Decorators and Marriage Therapists afterthought

This bit from Jim Gaffigan's King Baby (transcript below) is hilarious:


I have a nice bed.
00:21:56I don't believe in making the bed though.
00:21:58My wife is always like, "why don't you ever make the bed? " For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
00:22:05It doesn't make sense.
00:22:08You know?
00:22:08We're not putting this thing in storage.
00:22:13I'm hoping to come back in a couple of hours and I would like it open, 'cause when our bed is made it's covered in 40 pillows like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
00:22:28I ask my wife, I'm like, "what's the deal with all the pillows?" " how often are you giving a tour of our bedroom?"
00:22:36And has anyone ever been impressed by pillows?
00:22:39Like someone's gonna leave your bedroom, "i didn't know they were doing that well.
00:22:46They got like 40, 50 pillows on that bed."

Perhaps my husband is right. I need a pillow intervention :)...

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